The King of the One-Liners

Rufus T. Firefy's irrepressible patter of put-downs:
"You can leave in a taxi. If you can't find a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute-and-a-huff!"

What Time Is It?

A classic Goons sketch!

James Thurber Cartoon # 6